Stupid pols on TiG

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ThisisGloucestershire has been running increasingly stupid online polls in recent months. I think that the current one on breastfeeding takes the biscuit. It asks: "Should mums be allowed to breastfeed in restaurants?" Given that it has been established that mums are allowed by law to breast feed in restaurants, I wonder at the purpose of the poll. (It is currently showing 64% in favour of allowing breast feeding in restaurants, BTW).

I have a few suggestions for new online polls for TiG:
Should cripples be allowed on buses?
Should niggers be allowed in shops?
Should ugly people be allowed out of their homes without a facemask?
Should children be allowed to play in public?
Should pakis be allowed to own shops?
Should dogs be allowed to be exercised off the lead, or even be allowed out without a muzzle?
Should immigrants be allowed to earn enough to eat?
Does god exist?
Which religion is best?
Do ghosts exist?
Does alien abduction happen?

Oh, the list is potentially endless. What fun TiG could have by posting some of these online polls.

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Argh! Typo on polls!

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I've just thought of another poll that TiG could run:
Is Jason Jones a criminal?
That would get an interesting result, I think. I'm actually amazed that TiG hasn't deleted all of the comments, as half of them are accusing Jason Jones of being a shark and ripping customers off.

[Joe K]

Or 'Should burglars be battered?'

Those polls certainly seem to be getting out of hand, and many people think evidently they can be rigged too easily. Can't see the point of them, when the people in charge clearly pay them no heed in any case...

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Or 'Should girls be allowed an education?'

Or 'Should poor people eat their own children?' (Copyright Jonathan Swift).